Things to do with your newborn:
1. Take selfies.
Source: Redditor EWW3
Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.
This is incredible. Proof that drugs can stimulate.
why dont clothes just wash themselves jeez theyre so lazy i have to do everything around here